Thursday 14 April 2011

He who runs in the cellar …

A day of discovery and philosophy in the winery, I’d find it hard to think of a better place for it.
First, Jess finds Fred. Missing for 12 months and presumed dead Fred was discovered hiding at the very back of the barrel shed. To be fair he was very well camouflaged due to the fact that he is himself a barrel.  A barrel of Grenache to be more precise, lost due to mislabelling in a stack of Shiraz. After intense forensic testing the handwriting on Fred is deemed to belong to Pieri so the next case of Pale Ale is on him.
We're not losing him again - Fred is clearly marked

You wouldn’t think it by looking at him but Mr. Brill likes to move around the winery at speed, from barrel storage to fermenters to the press Kurt is some what of a blur. The problem is people running in wineries normally means something bad, so everyone stops to see what’s going on. ‘Kurt save the running for when something bad happens!’ Kurt ‘Kurfucious’ Brill has realised the error of his ways and even gave us this nugget of wisdom … ‘He who runs in the cellar covers little ground.’
Blink and you'll miss him - Kurfucious is on the move

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